I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.
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- Yogi Berra
Just because you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
- George Carlin

What animal lives the shortest? The Mayfly. These insects are the shortest living animals on the planet, as the adult lifespan of a fly from this species is only 24 hours.