The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
- Yogi Berra
JOB HISTORY: Left last four jobs only because the managers were completely unreasonable.
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What animal lives the longest? The Ocean Quahog. It is a species of edible clam, a marine bivalve mollusk. Ocean Quahogs live in the Atlantic and can live more than 400 years. At 507 years of age, Ming the clam broke the Guinness Book of World Records as the oldest animal in the world.