No returns will be accepted without prior authorization.
We reserve the right to charge a 20% restocking fee on any returned merchandise. Freight charges will not be credited/refunded on any returned merchandise.
All products must be in 100% re-saleable condition.
Arrested but minor: We stole a pig, but it was a really small pig.
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The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
