In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin (1889-1977)
Hobbies: My interests include cooking dogs and interesting people.
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Did You Know?

What animal lives the longest? The Ocean Quahog. It is a species of edible clam, a marine bivalve mollusk. Ocean Quahogs live in the Atlantic and can live more than 400 years.  At 507 years of age, Ming the clam broke the Guinness Book of World Records as the oldest animal in the world.

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