When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie, I always wondered who got his horse.
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- George Carlin
The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper

What animal lives the shortest? The Mayfly. These insects are the shortest living animals on the planet, as the adult lifespan of a fly from this species is only 24 hours.