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God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
- Voltaire (1694-1778)
Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.
- Sherlock Holmes (by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, 1859-1930)
All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
- Yogi Berra
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright
